Privacy Policy

Last Updated: 10/23/2026

1. Introduction

We respect your privacy almost as much as we respect your disposable income. This document outlines how little we actually care about your data.

2. Information We Collect

If you join our newsletter, we collect your email. We do not sell this email, mostly because we don't know how, and also because we want to be the only ones judging your purchases.

3. Cookies

We use cookies to ensure the site functions and to track which absurd items are receiving the most bewildered stares. You may disable them, but why would you?