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A $273 Handbag That Looks Like Paint

By Now That’s Rich Editorial DeskPublished Review date not recorded

Carry a paint tube. Do not get paint on your hands.

Black novelty mini crossbody shaped like a squeezed tube of paint, with a top handle and glossy finish.Product photo
Market value at publication$273.09Source: linked Amazon listing

This Kate Spade bag looks like a black paint tube and costs $273.09. It says you like art, as long as someone else does the painting.

It has a zipper, top handle, one compartment, and one pocket. Patent PU makes it shiny. The faille inside holds a key, a card, and not much else.

Take it to a gallery and let people wonder if your bag is leaking. It holds little, but looking rich takes space too.

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The consolation prize

The useful part, without all the theater

Calvin Klein Women’s Shelly Novelty Satchel

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"This bag looks like a bag. It saves enough money to buy real paint. Do not worry; nobody expects you to use it."