An $800 Kettle for Very Fancy Water
Plain boiling water was not fancy enough. Problem solved.
Product photoThis Dolce & Gabbana x Smeg kettle costs $800. It has bright Sicilian-style pictures, a powder-coated steel body, a chrome handle, and a steel spout. Tea time now needs an outfit.
It has a 1,500-watt heater and holds 1.7 liters, or seven cups. A removable filter catches limescale. The cordless base turns all the way around. Your kettle can face the best wall now.
It turns off when water boils or when it has no water. That is sensible. It still does the same job as a $22.48 kettle while dressed for a parade. That is why it costs $800.
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The consolation prize
The useful part, without all the theater
Comfee 1.7L Stainless-Steel Electric Kettle
"It heats the same amount of water with no fancy costume. The savings could buy tea for years. Please do not get used to that idea."