An $799 Watch for Being Late Exactly — A Curator's Second Look
Know exactly how late you are, down to one-thousandth of a second. A fresh second look at a previously human-approved pick.
Product photoThis $799 Bulova watch measures time to one-thousandth of a second. That is a lot of care for brunch. Its black dial, blue and yellow marks, and curved crystal make being late look great.
The case and bracelet are stainless steel. A fold-over safety clasp keeps the $799 watch on your wrist during hard work, like lifting a glass.
It is listed as water resistant to 300 meters and has a calendar. That is far deeper than the poolside, where it will probably spend its day.
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"This Casio also tells you that you are late. It just does not charge $799 for the bad news."