A $750 Cooler With Two Climate Zones — A Curator's Second Look
Gelato and fizzy water need separate rooms. Obviously. A fresh second look at a previously human-approved pick.
Product photoThe Alta 80 has 78 liters of cold space. Its two sections have separate controls. One can chill while one freezes. Your gelato and fizzy water never have to share a temperature again.
It runs on 12 V and works with Goal Zero Yeti power stations. At $749.88, it is a fancy box that needs another fancy box. A bag of ice feels very poor now.
This fridge/freezer belongs beside a tent only if your picnic needs rules. It makes outdoor life cold, neat, and barely hard at all.
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