A $2,069 Robot Cuts the Lawn — A Curator's Second Look
Your grass gets cloud maps and a robot driver. The lawn has done very well for itself. A fresh second look at a previously human-approved pick.
Product photoPushing a mower is a sad way to meet your own grass. This $2,069.99 robot can mow up to one acre while you stay inside. The lawn gets a worker. You get to pretend this is normal.
It uses a cloud map and cameras to learn your yard. So you do not need to put a wire around the edge or set up an antenna. It sees things in its way and can work in shade. In the app, you can pick mowing areas, places it must avoid, and its path. You can also pick straight lines, checkerboards, diamonds, or a more natural look. Your grass can finally wear diamonds.
It has Bluetooth, Wi-Fi, 4G, GPS tracking, alerts, and remote locking. That is a lot of tech for cutting grass. A simple blade would work, but it would not report to satellites.
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Sun Joe MJ502M 20-inch Manual Reel Mower with Grass Catcher
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