A $9,999 Chair That Listens to Alexa — A Curator's Second Look
Why sit in a quiet chair when a $9,999 chair can talk back? A fresh second look at a previously human-approved pick.
Product photoThe Super Novo is a chair with a huge tech budget. It is gray, 63 inches deep, and costs $9,999. They stopped one dollar short of $10,000. How humble.
It has 38 programs, 3D and 4D rollers, heat, and recline controls. Tell Alexa what you want. It also has Altec Lansing sound. There is even a button to sit back up, because effort is for chairs under $10,000.
The point is not just sitting. Any chair can do that. This one fusses over you like a robot butler and makes every normal recliner look sad.
A second look from our human-approved catalog. Check the Amazon product page for current price and availability.
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The consolation prize
The useful part, without all the theater
Zyllion ZMA-13 Shiatsu Massage Pillow
"This small massage pillow does the main job without taking over the room. It costs about half of one percent of the chair price. Spend the rest on a normal chair and a good excuse."