A $400 Bartender That Reads Capsules — A Curator's Second Look
Put in a capsule. Get a drink. Do not let anyone see you use a shaker. A fresh second look at a previously human-approved pick.
Product photoThe bartender is gone. This $399.99 machine has five glass bottles, capsules, barcodes, a dial, and a screen. It is a very bossy little bar.
Put in a capsule and it reads the barcode. Then it picks from mocktail to strong. It even tells you which glass to use. A wrong glass could ruin the whole fake fancy mood.
It has a bottle lock to limit alcohol access. That is the grown-up part. The fun part is taking praise for a drink you made by pushing one button.
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The consolation prize
The useful part, without all the theater
OXO Steel 24-ounce cocktail shaker with strainer
"Put in the drink parts and shake it. It will not choose your glass. You will have to make one brave choice."